Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
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Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize