Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I understand Curling. That high.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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