its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
