Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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