I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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