what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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