I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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