isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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