ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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