Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
