He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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