I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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