Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
