Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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