i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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