Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I have aggressive nipples.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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