She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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