The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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