Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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