5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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