No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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