ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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