yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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