You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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