No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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