Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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