Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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