Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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