She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from