why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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