I look better un-naked...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
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It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
PANTIES FOUND
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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