Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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