We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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