This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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