just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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