You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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