I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Randomize