the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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