apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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