TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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