Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Fuck appropriateness.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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