I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
being pregnant is like rehab
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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