Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
