I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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