Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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