Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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