I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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