Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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