Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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