Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
