We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
