I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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