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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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