Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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