we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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