I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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