he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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