Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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